I love ending sentences with an exclamation point, that’s just a thing that I do!
Do you do anything?
Not if I can help it, no.
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Executing jokes reaaally poorly.
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Stay real
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Eat food
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Be the Grog
When I’m tired, I seem to have a sort of routine whereby I’ll start tickling my wrists, then move on to my neck, then my shoulders, then my back.
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Imagine really in-depth conversations with people when I’m on my own where I gush about my interests and all the things I’d love to share with them and then when they say hello to me, my brain is nowhere to be seen 
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My main thing I do is querying other non-Americans use of Americanisms. Doesn’t make me very popular but I don’t seem able to stop it.
Exclamation point Bam?
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Play the riff to sweet home Alabama on the guitar, I can’t help it
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Anything for love, but I won’t do that
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I talks how I talks
agagagagaga!
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good riff
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Well it makes me super pissed! And mad! And you can stick it up your butt! Where your poop is!
Ah only joking Bam, you do you.
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why can’t people talk like americans?
People can. People do. I just spend most of my life with teenagers and it grates on me. Bloody kids and their eggplants.
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This is me all over, I’ve actually been pulled up by people at work about it and I’m like, fuck off! A good exclamation adds character to text…
(Also using elipses is a thing i do…)
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Love all of that (and parentheses too)!
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Wink at people when I say goodbye to them.
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Use semicolons because I believe that I know how they should be used; whether I am correct in my belief or not is debatable
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