Things you don't do anywhere near as much as you should

-flip my mattress and clean my oven. just seem a bit unnecessary to me but I know I should do them

will clean my oven this weekend

Your mum.

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Really need to clean the oven, reckon it’s gonna be a right pain in the bollocks though

Tell you guys how much I appreciate you all.


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Phone my brother
Have people over for dinner
Polish my shoes

I’m tempted to get one of those guys to come in and clean the oven professionally. £45. easy

clean oven
clean microwave
clean generally everything tbh
get my hair cut


my hair desperately needs cutting but it seems such a hassle. its a tenner I’d rather keep, and it seems such a chore even though I am just sat there


Good news, crisps, you don’t need to!

In your face, dentist!

that would be such a waste!

Have a quiet weekend. Can’t remember the last weekend I had where i just potted about and relaxed. Always feel the need to do something.

Give blood! Not done so in just over a year I think.

So much this.

Clean the oven probably.

So much so that my recent attempt to clean it weren’t very fruitful. I think the glass in the door is tainted beyond salvage.

Hoover the car out - I clean the outside and inside, but there’s so much muck in the footwell I could probably start growing veg in there.