Things you don't get so much anymore

I’m pretty sure that there was a thread about this but searching hasn’t revealed anything and dis told me to start a new thread.

I was reminded of this last night:

Iin films when someone wanted to trace a phone call, the caller would need to stay on the line for a certain period of time, like 20 seconds or something. You don’t get that anymore, for obvious reasons I guess.

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LAID.

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I haven’t seen a lot of chewing gum stuck on pavements for a while

There’s a building just behind work and there must’ve been someone who worked there and smoked who just dropped their gum at the door (there is loads of gum trod into the footpath). Dirty bastard.

Excited about/for things.

white dog poo, obviously

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Excited THAN things*

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Only ever see that stuff at the cinema, tbh

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Must all be under the tables in the skittle alley at mum’s pub. Awful cunts.

Porn mags discarded by the roadside

Sung this to the tune of Teardrops by Womack & Womack

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Don’t see strips of chewing gum these days do you

It’s really hit the prank-chewing-gum-pack industry hard as well

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‘PORN MAGS BY THE ROADSIDE REMIND ME BABY OF YOU’

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ACID RAIN

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Tramps

Peter Kay arena tours.

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madonna - haven’t seen or heard about madonna for ages, she used to be in the papers all the time.

She was on Twitter the other day complaining about UPS or something.

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