Things you don't know the words to and it's too late by now

The National Anthem

I know some of the noises in the chorus and the first line of the first verse, so can pretend like I know what it’s like, but aside from GWLAD I’m just winging it.

Auld Lang Syne

I remember the first time I heard this song was in my late teens and was so taken back at how many people knew the words, and I’d never heard it before. When do you people learn this? It’s sung once a year ffs.

Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes

I remember the bits from the song title, but when trying to join in with a 2 year old last week I realised I don’t know the middle 8. Very embarrassing for me, very embarrassing for the 2 year old.

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Snoop Dogg Just Eat advert

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Had never heard of this before

Struggling to believe this exists

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Nah, I think it’s about some other body parts, but I can’t remember which ones

Eyes and mouth and teeth and nose, I believe

How’s it supposed to be pronounced?

The Lord’s Prayer.

According to Google it’s

Hi kids
Let’s shake our body
Come on
Dance to the tune
Workout is a boon
We’re healthy soon

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

March, march, march
Let us all march
March, march, march
Get your body charged

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

Jump, jump, jump
Let’s all jump
Jump, jump, jump
Make your muscle…

wtf?

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Best thing is you can see how bald and grey he’s going at the end and it makes it all the more ridiculous

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ok, from memory

Our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us those who trespass against us
deliver us from evil
and don’t lead us into temptation
in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit
amen

We had to do this one in Welsh in school too, and I NEVER knew the words, only the noises. Here they are anglicised from memory.

Ein tard.
Un unoit un a heddew.
Sant thai de der noo ehnoo.
Fechlee arr a thigh un heddid.

ah fuck it I cannot remember this one

So you’re unhappy at people not pronouncing the s sound hard enough?

Think it gets racist around verse 3

Probably also gets racist idk

Just freestyle it. Avoid racism.

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Always a line in the national anthem I can’t remember tbh

“Eyes and ears and mouth and nose”

isn’t it?

and lead us not into temptation
and deliver us from evil
for thine is the kingdom
the power and the glory
forever and ever
END COMMUNICATION

and you’d get up and do the last bit in your best robot voice

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Wait til you see the Christmas version

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Did somebody say… menulog

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That ad for Great Ormond Street (I think) where they do cheese on toast is very sweet.

Pretty much all of the lyrics to Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush