I do not believe you

One of the biggest badges of honour the kiwi skin eating. They’ll let you know about it that’s for sure. A look in their eye saying ā€˜challenge me, you shit’.

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I would not do that.

Unless they changed the wrappers to more papery and less plasticy

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Pretty sure it was @LilWoodyToodelly

Starburst

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Found it

Fuck only two months ago, I’m losing my mind.

Do you know that Lego is swahili for mini figure?

Did I dream the bit on Celebrity Masterchef where one of the contestants didn’t know how to peel a boiled egg?

There’s bound to be someone here who eats eggshell. They probably even do it for fun rather than out of laziness too.

BULLSHIT

It’s the future. Join us.

Can confirm it doesn’t tickle your tongue, but it does have the texture as though you’re eating a houseplant and I think we’ve all wanted that at some point of our lives.

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Can’t wait for the answer to this.

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Yeah, but you get to bite right through it

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usually gnaw on an ice lolly stick until it disintegrates

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This is the worst thing I have read on here.

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used to?

i sometimes get muffins from the shop across the road at work, and have to sneak into the kitchen when it’s empty to have a good old chew of the paper before binning it

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aye often chew it up to pieces. usually through boredom/the bin being too far away.

not the ENTIRE stick of course, just the bit where the lolly used to be

STOP THIS!

My major human weakness is wood against teeth (no innuendo)

I rarely get them any more and when I do its usually from a wanky coffee shop where there is no paper bit.

wish those condom things for Peperami were edible.

Any meal off a plate, I’m eating that plate. Then I finish off with a nutritious knife and fork, sometimes the table too if I’m hungry.