Clubbing
Drinking Games
Going down a slide
Clubbing
Drinking Games
Going down a slide
This shit
This place!
Ha ha tough shit, you’re stuck with me.
I mean you must be at least 1001 tbf
Going on swings or roundabouts. I get very dizzy
Pixar films in the cinema. Went to see Finding Nemo (on my own) and could feel parents’ eyes boring into my neck.
On the other hand I’m fine on slides, so
… y know
just feels ridiculous to go down a slide as a full grown man
I have enjoyed the slides at Bewilderwood
And Chobham Adventure Farm
in the last couple of years.
Are you in the toilet atm?
used to love this slide as a kid but if i went on it now i think i’d get metal burns
swings are still good though
You could take your own potato sack
It is, I was making a low quality joke
I do miss going down slides with toddlers though. My son used to love this one made of plastic that gave me an electric shock at the bottom. Every time
Young Person’s Railcard
You could have got around that by going down head first
But he was sat on my lap, was he supposed to ride me like a horse?
Feel like you’re expecting me to say no to this
Eek, bit worried I’m going to be that person who has a proper mid life crisis. Because I still get excited at the thought of drinking games
I mean they are fun but I can’t cope with being that wrecked anymore really
Most things to be honest