Things you feel too old for

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computer games

sorry its just me

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Kinda think a 50-something man shouldnā€™t dance, at least not the way I used to at the Blue Note on Saturday night after a few pints.

That said, I would like to hear your thoughts on whether I should consider coming out of my self-imposed retirement

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Wearing nappies

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Give it time

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The adult baby takeover is well and truly off, Iā€™m afraid

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Sharing a flat with people I hardly know.

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Enjoying life

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A while back I was walking to work but a delivery lorry had parked on the pavement completely blocking it. There was a young lad walking in front who went into the adjacent driveway, effortlessly vaulted the 3 foot wall separating it from the next property and rejoined the pavement the other side of the lorry. I was just about to follow him, then sadly realised that now that would blatantly be a recipe for a twisted ankle/knee/etc and sadly crossed the road instead.

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Last time I went on a waterslide was at an ATP a while back. They hadnā€™t put enough water in it, and the water ran out halfway down, resulting in some panicked clambering down before the person behind me smashed into me.

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As long as you throw a low lunge every half an hour to prove your virility you will always be accepted on the dancefloor

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Iā€™m more concerned about throwing lung tbqh

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nightmare scenario

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I canā€™t say Iā€™m too keen on going on one again

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That shop thatā€™s really dark
Tiktok
Crop tops
Nightclubs

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I donā€™t know if I feel too old for that much stuff

think itā€™s more a case of feeling too sad for stuff

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I went on a large-ish childrenā€™s slide (Roath Park play area for those in the know) at the urging of my six-year-old daughter. Iā€™m slightly too broad in the beam for it, so it was a little embarrassing, but Iā€™d do it again

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Iā€™d love a good dance right now. Hope Iā€™ll still feel like that at 50

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Giving a shit.

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Not sleeping in a bed. Think thereā€™s a definite cut-off for the age at which you go to a party and assume youā€™ll just figure out sleeping arrangements when you get there.

Edit: itā€™s Thursday, weā€™ve got a whole other thread for that.

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Running around naked in a room with my whole extended family watching, then taking a shit in a small plastic tub and expecting my mum to wipe my arse

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