Blonde Hair
Good Knowledge of Memes both Current and Old
Likes Bart Simpson
Secretly Appreciates Folk Music
Extremes of Eye Colour
South-east London Accent
So Left-wing I Feel Like A Tory
Wears Trousers Only When Neccesary
Messy Hair and Bushy Eyebrows
Grew Up Weird (like stopped going to school at 14 or something)
Helps People As Their Job
Has So Many Friends That I Have To Book Their Time Two Months In Advance