#141

Dave Federer, from accounts

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#142

He definitely did as we were talking about Roger Federer at the time.

#143

‘Federer’ Al Express

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#144

I find it impossible to believe I posted this

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#145

no, I’m saying that I was saying ‘before’ to mean whatever exists beyond time/space

#146

When did dressing up become cosplay, anyway? And cosplay is surely (or aspiring to be) a sex thing. It ends in -play, for goodness sake

Note: I do not see Coldplay as a sex thing

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#147

It’s not butter

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#148

Ice cubes up the bum while listening to the scientist

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#149

Shit thought that was a search bar mods pls delete

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#150

was wondering which disser you were referring to for a moment

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#151

well, if ‘beyond’ implies space or time then there is no beyond other than a parallel beyond of another dimension which either isn’t spacetime at all or is a different quality or energy level of spacetime - or indeed multiples thereof

#152

googling for ice cube/the scientist actually gives you this

which i thought i was ready for at the drop and then fully lost it when it happened

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#153

Lights will guiiiiiiide you home
And igniiiiiite your bones
And I will try
To fist you

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#154

fully in fits. i can’t stop listening to this. SUCKKERSUCKKERRSUCKEERRRRRRRR

#155

I visited my mum once after having some dental work. I asked if she had any salt, as the dentist told me to rinse with salt water a few times a day. She told me there was a bag of dishwasher salt in the cupboard. I had some qualms about this, so very carefully read the label, and it said “not for human consumption”. I pointed this out, and she said “they just say that”.

She turned out to not have any salt because she doesn’t believe in seasoning food (and doesn’t like things with flavours like crisps) and gets annoyed when people use salt and pepper at the table. So I had to go and buy some rather than poison myself with dishwasher salt.

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#156

god as an anthropomorphic moral entity.

more likey there are set conditions for universal survival programmed into a hard drive somewhere on an alien sever farm where we all exist, and no one cares or is listening.

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#157

10/10 from theo

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#158

…

it’s the boundlessness that is impossible to comprehend, is what I’m saying, infinite or finite dimensions outside of our universe

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#159

That Jamaica have a bobsleigh team

@anon19035908 should be saying this, not me :frowning:

#160

dog playing piano

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