When someone uses a lot of keyboard shortcuts on the computer. Oddly admirable.
Never texts back immediately but always within 24 hours. Feels admirable, like they sit down at a table with a moleskin and a cup of tea once per day to catch up with their correspondents.
Someone correctly using the word vulva
Taking the bus. Just seems civically minded to me.
ability to seemingly ignore the pointlessness of existence while not coming across as a penis.
it actually me!!!
I aspire to this but fuck it and end up replying months later
“so I text that guy manches like a month ago to see if he wanted to come to the pub and he’s just replied right now with some kind of… I dunno what is this? A script for something? Two guys called Marlon and Roscoe chatting shit”
Facebook Messenger is the chaotic one cause I’m always like “well I might as well reply to that on work’s time” and then I get to work and remember I’m supposed to like do my job
don’t ask why I’m instinctively thinking that I should reply to facebook messages on the company dollar
Company time is posting time, them’s the rules
Posting time, open all the doors
you don’t hear back from manches for 6 months, then out of nowhere arrives a homemade existential Stephen Mulhern meme