#21

Ngl, it’s the second one that really does my head in

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#22

If you have a dishwasher you are being unreasonable.
If you do not have a dishwasher you are being totally reasonable.

#23

We don’t have a dishwasher

#24

You are being totally reasonable.

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#25

Catch myself humming under my breath to fill silences - my uncle does this. I hate it, why am I doing it!

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#26

I dunno - dishwashers can be beaten by a really dried on Weetabix crust

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#27

  • Getting out of bed early in the morning when I have no reason to.

  • Falling asleep in the armchair after lunch on a Sunday

  • Dancing has deteriorated to stereotypical dad moves. I physically can’t dance any other way now.

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#28

truly one of life’s greatest pleasures

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#29

Just finding really banal things funny

#30

If you have a dishwasher then the bowl should be in the fucking dishwasher not on the side crust forming.

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#31

take it to the filth thread

#32

I’ve never been any kind of dancer but I’ve discovered a whole wealth of dad dance moves from nowhere lately. Pretty sure we’re born with a time-locked part of the brain full of them.

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#33
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#34

Those aren’t dad moves - that’s an alien failing to replicate human movement.

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#35

Oh don’t get me wrong, nor have I - when I was younger my friends used to take the piss out of me for adopting a dance that they referred to as ‘dinosaur arms’.

Alas, I can’t even replicate a dancing T-Rex any more though.

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#36

My mum loves doing little funny voices and has funny words for things and I now do a lot of funny voices and have funny words for things.

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#37

woah

you have to pre rinse!

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#38

which, as it turns out, my parents don’t do??? They acted like I was completely insane over christmas for rinsing off their plates. Who raised YOU?!

#39

not doing a quick pre-rinse before putting stuff in the dishwasher is pure savagery

#40

And they used to lose their SHIT with me for not bringing cups down but really they don’t give a shit about clean cups and plates if they’re not pre-rinsing?!?!!