Things you had to say in unison at Primary School

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Used to think when we said ‘amen’ we were actually saying ‘our men’.

So there’s that

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Bless us o Lord as we sit together
Bless the food we eat
Bless the hands that made the food
Bless us o Lord amen

(I think, I’m a bit hazy on the exact words)

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When I was a kid I used to think the Lord’s Prayer seemed to take about half an hour to recite. Like it was The Wasteland or something.

Turns out it’s actually really short. Huh.

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Only realised later in life that the real reason they make primary school kids sing is because it’s nice listening to kiddywinks sing. Literally for the teachers’ benefit. Arseholes.

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He’s got the whole world in his PANTS

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Had to do this in Welsh :unamused:

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Now, who can tell me what rough beast, its time come around at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? You’re not going to see the answer out there Eric, I can tell you that.