Things you had to say in unison at Primary School

Used to think when we said ‘amen’ we were actually saying ‘our men’.

So there’s that


Bless us o Lord as we sit together
Bless the food we eat
Bless the hands that made the food
Bless us o Lord amen

(I think, I’m a bit hazy on the exact words)

When I was a kid I used to think the Lord’s Prayer seemed to take about half an hour to recite. Like it was The Wasteland or something.

Turns out it’s actually really short. Huh.


Only realised later in life that the real reason they make primary school kids sing is because it’s nice listening to kiddywinks sing. Literally for the teachers’ benefit. Arseholes.

He’s got the whole world in his PANTS


Had to do this in Welsh :unamused:

Now, who can tell me what rough beast, its time come around at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? You’re not going to see the answer out there Eric, I can tell you that.