Things you have been fast to realise

The bread in my sandwich this lunchtime was a bit stale. I could tell before I even gave it a squeeze, just had a solid aura.

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That Bruce Willis is possessed by a demonic demon in the Sixth Sense. Turned it off as soon as I realised.

Did you ever confirm your suspicion, or were you just arrogant enough to assume your correctness to this day?

Don’t need to check shit like, I have a seventh sense for it! AHAHAHAHAHAHA


I very quickly realised this was going to be a bad reply when I saw you were typing one

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Good joke!

That Change UK were not going to become a political powerhouse.

That we won’t be leaving the EU on 31st October

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Also the free ‘coffee’ they’ve started supplying at work is basically brown gravel and doesn’t fully dissolve in boiling water


Hot metal looks a lot like cold metal.

sometimes it looks like T-1000