The french person I was with last night used to “harvest” them herself as a kid
no wonder they’re so expensive
not for some disers
Liam comes from William
Fruits are vegetables.
I was slow to realise how misguided your views on Sideways are.
That you can put the brake on, on our fold-up pushchair, when it’s folded.
After seven months of strategically wedging it into a corner of the storage area at nursery to stop it rolling away and falling down when leaning against a wall.
Even though there was an almost identical one being stored in the same area, simply leaning against the wall, without the need to be strategically wedged into a corner.
Feel like I need to be strategically wedged into a corner whole I work out how I could be so oblivious.
Rookie error, Wizzy
Fucking hell man, you have just improved my life no end. I’ll be trying this out as soon as i get home later.
Indeed. Its pissed me off so much as well.
Just woke up at 6.30am on a Saturday morning and immediately realised that Colin Hunt from the fast show is so called because it sounds a little bit similar to a rude word. C. Hunt
At the weekend, I heard my 6 yo niece singing ‘Dip dip dip, my blue ship’ which was a song we used to sing at primary school. The verse ends with the words:
…Sails on the water, like a cup and saucer
O-U-T spells ‘out’
I remember regularly singing ‘oh you tea spells out’ until I had the seismic revelation that O-U-T really did spell ‘out’
Samuel Smith and John Smith are brothers
i’ve been driving past this little roofed structure on my way to work for 6 years, thinking it was a well. today, waiting in traffic, i actually looked at it and it’s very obviously not a well
(this is apparently a 70s rebuild of 15th c stocks and whipping post that were there that were vandalised)
WELL i never!!!111