Thought this was a leaflet for savings accounts at first

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The Jar Jar Binks cookery book.

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I always thought Siouxsie And The Banshees were just tedious yelpy bollocks. Turns out they’re capable of utterly fantastic pop bangers!

Thank you, third series of GLOW!

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The 5-a-side team I play for is called Old Man Athletic. I have just realised it is a questionable play on Oldham Athletic. Taken me about 5 years I reckon.

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Fucking hell!

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PINEUS

U WOT M9?

I had failed to spot this obvious spoonerism

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Amyl Nitrate is a drug (poppers).

Animal Nitrate is a song by Suede.

Amyl Nitrate. Animal Nitrate.

Just the 25 years to work that one out then.

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I’ve got something to tell you about Ebeneezer Goode by The Shaman

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Oh I worked that one out. Several months ago.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

NOT an LSD reference as John Lennon has explicitly stated.

Whether he’s telling the truth or not is another matter.

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that whole thing has always irritated me - it’s perfectly possible for a song to be about a kids drawing and drugs

and there is no way he didn’t know what he was doing when he did it

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I was just gonna say it’s not a very good song.

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Not my words, tim, the words of John Winston Lennon.

Agreed.

I realise this - it’s understandable that he would say this at the time, I’m more irritated by Paul repeating the story over the years and not just saying - yeah, it was totally about drugs lads (I still love Paul though)

I recently got round to listening to the lyrics to Pull Up To The Bumper; subtle they ain’t…

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I believe “Metal Mickey” is a reference to a vibrator, not the children’s TV chraracter