Things you have been slow to realise

What the actual fuck! I’ve been buying that fucker thinking it was cream. This is ridiculous.

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I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one.

more than 6 here m8

theres more than 6 in loads, he’s talking shite.

2 out of 7 facts are made up.

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Something I have been slow to realise: @incandenza liked that post I linked to before making the comment that I replied to with the post I linked to

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But what is it if its not cream?

It definitely has dairy in.

Basically buttermilk, vegetable oil and additives.

its the cream equivalent of I Cant Believe its not Butter

Not proper dairy but not vegan friendly either

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Is it long life?

I knew it wasn’t proper cream but I didn’t exactly know what it was.

easier to measure it’s half life probably

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It takes longer to go off once it’s opened than real cream. Not sure how long it’s shelf-stable compared to real cream, probably a while.

i have just found out from that Kaleidoscope Festival thread that Beth Orton and Beth Jeans Houghton are different people (i’ve never heard either’s music)

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I know Beth Orton’s brother so I’m more clued up on her than I would be otherwise.

Someone mentioned the Streisand effect last week. I’d always thought she was called Barbra StreisLAND. Weird.

Her midfle name is Jeans?! Blimey

How many of you fools are there?! :smiley:

Officer Crabtree in Allo Allo was English.

I always assumed that he was meant to be French.