^This is an absolute banger. But I’m unbelievably crap with lyrics. And when I first heard it, as a wee lad in the mid 80s, I had no idea what the song title was. So, bereft of that headstart, and equipped with cloth ears, I subbed in the following line for the main refrain, in place of It’s just the same old show, on my radio:
A [mumble show] BOLSHOI! BALLET!
And because I only really properly registered the actual lyrics in the last few years, my version has mentally stuck in place.