#2391

I believe “Metal Mickey” is a reference to a vibrator, not the children’s TV chraracter

#2392

You’ve ruined my youth

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#2393

Just realized yesterday that the Extinction Rebellion logo is an hourglass.

Yes, I’m an idiot.

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#2394

Its an egg timer.

Eggstinction rebellion

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#2395

Just realised yesterday that Amber Rudd used to be married to AA Gill.

#2396

the literal translation of Burrito is ‘little donkey’

#2397

Isn’t little donkey a Christmas song? So the Mexicans(?) would sing ‘burrito, burrito’ at Christmas? Excellent

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#2398

The band name Dilated Peoples is a pun on Dilated Pupils.

#2399

how slow?

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#2400

In the song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, it’s the kid’s dad dressed as Santa, not real Santa

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#2401

She also ‘tickled Santa Claus underneath his beard so snowy white’

This is the kind of thing that can scar a kid for life

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#2402

I mean come on!

#2403

Hasn’t she suffered enough?!

obviously no

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#2404

He left her for the editor of Tatler.

#2405

Had a read of Gill’s wiki page. This is rather sad:

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#2406

I always thought it was someone else’s dad dressed as Santa

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#2407

*not necessarily a dad

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#2408

Or is it a kid imagining it all, caught up in the magic of Christmas?

#2409

I always thought the kid was stuck in a time loop and santa was himself from the future and he’s his own dad.

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#2410

The kid knew all along that his mum was setting him up

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