:exploding_head:

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I did

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Is this some weird joke from you and @zxcvbnm ?

Of course the frown is the bit at the top of your head

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Had it in my head that Fray Bentos - of pie in a tin fame - was some bloke from Wigan who owned a pie factory.

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Fray Bentos is in fact a town in Uruguay that has a corned beef factory.

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Anyone care to explain “ftfy” ?
I’m too old for the cool kids on here

Fixed
That
For
You

(I’m older than you, Scaggers… smh)

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Tvm

Well now I’m baffled.

Try this:
http://creoleindc.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5e0053ef012876b3a8bd970c-pi

If that IS the case. "Turn that frown upside down ". You’d just look worried?!

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It’s just possible that even cheap poetry doesn’t adhere rigidly to science.

I bet the mouth thing is an americanism - so you and me are CORRECT and everyone else is being all american. stupid cunts.

fixed that ftfy for you

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TIL: The Harlem Globetrotters are not from Harlem, but from Chicago.

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That every city that has an underground railway calls it the Metro because the first one ever was what we nowadays call the Metropolitan Line, originally the Metropolitan Railway.

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I have only just realised that the TV show is called Transparent because they have a ‘TRANS PARENT’

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It took my husband an alarmingly long time to realise this too.

For similar sort of reasons, train station is Vauxhall spelt phonetically in Russian. Vokzal.

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Bojack Horseman is a horse because he’s depressed and has a long face.

Also took me about 20 years to realise that the principal in Saved By The Bell is Mr Belding. Mr Bell-ding.

This is great.