Things you have been slow to realise

milky ways are low in calories

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That the weirdo yanks call a Mars Bar a Milky Way!

Coincidentally a colleague of mine has just fucked this big time by signing off to a colleague as he was going home with “not unless I see you first.”

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Rafe Spall is Timothy spall’s son. No wonder he’s such a wonderful actor!

Not sure if this is right but Cash in the Attic is a play on Trash in the Attic.

Not sure if Trash in the Attic is a phrase but the welsh geezer on the radio keeps saying it.

The “Voodoo Ray” bit in the song by A Guy Called Gerald is a sample of Peter Cook, and it’s Dudley Moore shouting “Later”

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I also heard this on the radio this morning :grinning:

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow::thinking:

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That the air conditioning button in my car turns the air con off, not on. My windows were all steamed up driving in, despite the light by the button being on. I pressed it again, thinking I was giving up, the light by the button went off then the windows cleared in seconds.

Great logic there. Or a wiring fault.

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Or maybe that you shouldn’t use cold air to demist car windows, and warm air works better.

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Renault logic. Here’s the manual:

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Incroyable.

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If you look, in tiny writing under A/C it says “off”, which I guess should have been the giveaway.

I did notice that, still very counterintuitive though.

Indeed, and that’s exactly why I was slow to realise!

Zut Alors!

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Oooh la la!

Where’s Your Head At samples Gary Numan (thanks Mindhunter).

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Portsmouth is an island

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