Things you have been slow to realise

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I broke it

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Fuck this is amazing. Animal hybrids.

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Brb gonna give it its own thread. Unless @leopard_insane wants the honours first?

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Gopher it

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Dog + skull also works

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And dog plus newspaper

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Whenever I hear about Hunter Biden I always assume that, being the son of a very prominent politician, he must be in his 20s or 30s or something. He’s 53!

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The word ‘graffiti’ is Italian so if you wanted to be annoying you could refer to a single piece of graffiti as a graffito.

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When Americans talk about ski masks I always thought they meant something like this

But really they just mean a balaclava.

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I mean, Joe is quite old.

Found out tonight Harrison Ford has a 56 year old.

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Robinson Crusoe was written in 1717. If you’d have asked my I might have guessed sometime in the nineteenth century, but I wouldn’t have placed it as old as that

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The green bit at the start of some number plates indicates it’s an electric car :man_facepalming:

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Someone has probably said this before, but I was today years old when I noticed there are two effs in Caffé Nero

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Oooh this is a good one, I had no idea what that was about

Some fun etymology I just found out:

‘caffè’ is Italian for coffee (and cafe) and the other European language words are all based on that. ‘coffee’ got to English through Dutch ‘koffie’, ‘cafe’ got to English through French ‘café’, ‘cafeteria’ got to English through Spanish ‘cafetería’.

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Bit weird to give a plant, a drink made from that plant, and a place that sells that drink all the same word tbh.

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