Nah, I’m not going to put that definition on a pedal stall, will stick with tenderhooks
Don’t be such a damp squid, Jizz
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*peddle stool
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Waiting with baited breath for these gags to stop.
That everyone.
You know.
Someday.
Will die.
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These gags have both wet my appetite and peaked my interest!
Happiness makes me cry
Ditto. Not phased by them at all.
I did actually conduct a reasonably comprehensive search to see if this Had Already Been Done ffs.
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my own potential 
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Luckily you’re in a thread where you can be slow to realise these things
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this one is really annoying when people point it out because champ and chomp mean basically the same thing so fuck off xylo
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Uruguay are the World Cup Chompions!
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Simon & Garfunkel (and therefore DJ Shadow) sampled these guys for El Condor Pasa (and therefore You Can’t Go Home Again):
Cracked (website) is descended from Cracked magazine, one of the many Mad magazine rips off, which was actually founded in 1958
Still nonsense to think a horse likes being harnessed up and ridden about at someone’s command imo
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He doesn’t seem to realise that he himself is an animal!
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The deadliest animal of all… an assassin!
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Of course they do! They like to run about.
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