Things you have been slow to realise


#922

*peddle stool


#923

Waiting with baited breath for these gags to stop.


#924

That everyone.
You know.
Someday.
Will die.


#925

These gags have both wet my appetite and peaked my interest!


#926

Happiness makes me cry


#927

Ditto. Not phased by them at all.


#928

I did actually conduct a reasonably comprehensive search to see if this Had Already Been Done ffs.


#929

my own potential :exploding_head:


#930

Luckily you’re in a thread where you can be slow to realise these things


#931

this one is really annoying when people point it out because champ and chomp mean basically the same thing so fuck off xylo


#932

Uruguay are the World Cup Chompions!


#933

Simon & Garfunkel (and therefore DJ Shadow) sampled these guys for El Condor Pasa (and therefore You Can’t Go Home Again):


#934

YOU fuck off xylo


#935

Cracked (website) is descended from Cracked magazine, one of the many Mad magazine rips off, which was actually founded in 1958


#936

forgot how good a side thread this was with @meowington


#937

Still can’t get over the fact @hip_young_gunslinger thinks animals don’t have emotions.


#938

he’s history’s greatest monster


#939

Still nonsense to think a horse likes being harnessed up and ridden about at someone’s command imo


#940

you should probably beeve about it some more is all i’m saying


#941

He doesn’t seem to realise that he himself is an animal!