Things you have been slow to realise


#942

The deadliest animal of all… an assassin!


#943

Of course they do! They like to run about.


#944

Here we go again!


#945

i mean there are people out there who like to be saddled up and hit with a crop tbf. so maybe it’s fair to say that only kinky horses like it?

http://www.bitesizevegan.org/bite-size-vegan-nuggets/is-horse-riding-cruel-is-it-vegan/


#946

Been drinking from my water bottle all day. Just finished my 4th refill and I realised the absolute fucking state of it…


Not noticed any dodgy taste, but pretty sure I’ll be dead by 7pm.


#947

oh wow


#948

My wife’s been taking it to school with her all week, which is quite funny.


#949

No matter how well you clean them, I’m pretty sure all water bottles end up like this after a certain period of time. I washed my daughter’s bottles religiously after use, and sterilised them, but after a few months they definitely start to look worse for wear.


#950

domesticated dogs also need exercise, yet owners are somewhat able to provide this without mounting them

CASE CLOSED

Edit: But what if… a monkey were to ride the dog?


#951

There were quite a few scare stories knocking about for Sistema bottles etc. Being a god-fearing-siege-mentality man I got rid of them and replaced them with free flowers (that is flow ers not flowers) (which I appreciate you can’t do with very young kids) that you can also smash through the dishwasher.


#952

pretty sure my dog (shih tzu x poodle) could ride my sisters dog (leonberger)


#953

Did your kid ever have a Sophie le Giraffe and did you ever cut it open? Genuine biohazard.


#954

Not surprised you’re a Sistema person.


#955

I am not anymore! But I imagine you could find any Sistema tupperware in TKMaxx for pence!


#956

prove it.


#957

We did have one but it never occurred to me to open it up…


#958

I’m sure it’s been fine all along, last couple of weeks I’ve been using the infuser with lemon and lime and I think that may be a factor.


#959

man i would dearly love to


#960

I won’t add the pictures in here as they’re slightly stomach-turning but google Sophie Giraffe mould if you want to find out more.


#961

That’s my first desk laugh for a while :smiley: