Things you have been slow to realise


#982

TOSER*


#983

Faye?


#984

Convertible = erm, convert-able? Fucksake.


#985

A snickers is just a mars bar with nuts in


#986

Nah


#987

Mar athon s

#makeyouthink


#988

Your mom’s just a mars bar with nuts in


#989

Scott_Chegg = Scotch Egg


#990

I have just learned that Tom Holland is Dominic Holland’s son. I remember seeing Dominic Holland doing stand up about being a stay at home dad in the early 2000’s and who could have known that one of those kids was Spiderman :exploding_head:


#991

Is he? Well blow me, never knew that either tbh.


#992

Roast The Mona Spit


#993

Yeah, I had no idea on that one till hearing the 99% Invisible about it


#994

Fin :shark: ? Tan scat :poop:


#995

No avail!


#996

LEJOG means Land’s End to John O’ Groats. In my head I’ve been saying it like the French for going out for a wee run.

@plasticniki


#997

LEJIGGLE JOGGLES


#998

I said that in a REEDICULOUS French style accent.


#999

Space Odyssey
Space Oddity

:open_mouth:


#1000

Californication = california + fornication

I mean I knew all the songs were about sex in california, but I guess I missed this one.


#1001

GTA: Vice City = a city of vices, temptation etc