Things you have been slow to realise


#1142

that there’s a right way and wrong way to tie your shoelaces and if you do it the wrong way you end up with a sideways bow and your laces are more likely to undo.

i’m so dim


#1143

The fuck? I just gave the singles a listen as I was fairly sure I’d never heard a single song by Hootie and the Blowfish. Half-recognised I Only Wanna Be With You. 21 million though…


#1144

Looks like a US-only list?

No Queen, Meat Loaf…


#1145

once you go thetan, the ageing ain’t greetin’

or

your complexion is as good as xenu


#1146

Still, 21 million…


#1147

Abba


#1148

Gone back to Abab now.


#1149

Only realised this via a twitter comment yesterday. “This little piggy went to market” probably wasn’t sauntering on down to the local farmer’s market to pick up some chutney and organic aubergines. He was going to eventually be sold at the market.


#1150

So what does “This little piggy had roast beef” mean?


#1151

Stiffy


#1152

Spared the abattoir and was treated to a roast instead. To fatten them up for next week.


#1153

That ‘Lane’ is the name of the hurricane currently bothering Hawaii. I kept thinking ‘Hurricane Lane’ was just a reference to an area with a lot of hurricane activity going on.


#1154

Stipe Pletikosa didn’t get his first name because his parents were massive REM fans


#1155

that when people (usual American teens) talk about baloney sandwiches, its really spelt bologna


#1156

The inexpensive deli meat is often pronounced and spelled “ baloney


#1157

what a load of balogna


#1158

That half the country are of below average intelligence.


#1159

…and most people think they’re above average.


#1160

ftfy


#1161

Similarly - the average person has less than 2 arms.

(Obvs mean not median)