Things you have been slow to realise

I have a twin anecdote.

I taught identical twins last year and when we were rehearsing for the summer play they swapped round for the whole session and no one noticed until they started laughing too much! Shabs!

We didn’t quite have the confidence to do it on the actual night though!

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Just watched the Quincy Jones documentary, did not realise that Rashida Jones is his daughter. Even when I saw the blurb for it on Netflix I just thought she was randomly narrating it or something, ha.

It’s really good btw go watch it!

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When people say, ‘roads are quiet as kids are off school’ I was confused for a while…as not many 12 year olds should be driving. My tiny brain didn’t connect the fact they would be away on holiday with, or not need taking to school by their parents.

:confused:

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this guy

is this guy

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I was delighted to find out he is/ was a Broadway singing star

In Box of Stars by Sparklehorse, I always thought he said “car tunage heap” but it’s blatantly “cartoonish heap” innit

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Have you heard him sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow? My god, it’s unreal

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I bloody love that song. All less than a minute of it.

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Kin ell

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The shape of Monster Munch crisps is supposed to be the monster itself, and not a claw or foot.

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Stupidly didnt like this the first time I saw it and forgot where I heard the phrase, but have kept remembering and luaghing at the phrase ‘tiny ass pineapples’

thx eltham bbz xoxox

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!!! Really?

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That’s a terrible pun tbf, can see why they changed it.

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No, it’s not true:

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Sorry everyone, feel like I’ve let you all down.

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That Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith are brilliant writers.

Don’t they mean ‘in the shape of monsters as drawn by a three year old’?

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Father = God
The Son = Jesus
Holy Spirit = who dis??

Who, DiS?

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