Things you have been slow to realise


#1382

No.


#1383

Mr Bateman, Bemrose School RE Class, c1980


#1384

Only very recently realised that these toilet roll holders have a sliding mechanism underneath so you can switch to the other roll if one runs out (or if you just like variety). I honestly thought a cleaner had to open it with a key and switch them every morning/ whenever they nearly ran out. 31 I am.


Look at my (inanimate) mate (Rolling)
#1385

I also thought ‘cow tipping’ was something caring a farmer did at night when the cows had fallen asleep standing up, rather than a cruel schoolboy prank, until I was about 21


#1386

So will I blow your mind by telling you cow tipping isn’t real?


#1387

Haha well I’m relieved if anything!

P.S. Good username/post combo


#1388

What???


#1389

fucking hate these things. have never figured out how to get paper out of them without it getting shredded up to fuck


#1390

Ro-Jaws and Hammerstein (2000ad) was a play on Rogers and Hammerstein.
Bit thick, me.


#1391

have attempted cow tipping before. ended up just running away when the cows started mooing at us


#1392

Cows are evil bastards! We once got chased of a small island we rowed out too in the west of Ireland.
The cows who lived there were having none of us. :open_mouth:


#1393

Took me ages to realise this guy
https://goo.gl/images/2Hh11Y

is the same as this guy
https://goo.gl/images/ciLeC1


#1394

Joanna Newsom is married to Andy Samberg


#1395

woah what the hell


#1396

Joamberg


#1397

What the acronym of ‘Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent’ is.


#1398

C U Next Tuesday


#1399

Not you, Tilly. Obvs. You’re lovely. :+1:


#1400

oh my god

:exploding_head:


#1401

I only got that a few years ago myself. In my defence, as a ten year old boy Rogers and Hammerstein never really entered my orbit.