Things you have been slow to realise


#1602

you never tried it? :kiwi_fruit:

all the goodness is in the skin


#1603

Hairy man. I don’t like eating hairs


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#1604

Sometimes DiS is the best place on the internet and then people say stuff like “I eat hairy kiwi skins” and it makes me want to go off grid


#1605

japes isn’t people.

We’re all with you, kerms.


#1606

Just get some ketchup* on it and you’ll be reet :+1:

*you ketchup/fruit combo loving wrongun…


#1607

Right now with this thread feels like having a conversation with someone you’ve been mates with for years, and they’re a good friend, but then they suddenly drop racist slang into the conversation out of nowhere. Like it’s just standard.


#1608

SOOWDO


#1609

That’s different!!1!1!1!!


#1610

:kiwi_fruit:

  • eat the skin obviously
  • what?! no!

0 voters


#1611

Read from here onward for some full on deviant behaviour (including video footage of ma0sm)…


#1612

Tell it to the judge*

*court of public opinion…


#1613

Just to be clear. This would never happen because nobody has ever done this in the history of the world.


#1614

U wot m9 and @japes

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#1615

What the fuck is all this ‘pushing dirt into the fruit’ bollocks about??


#1616

It’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache


#1617

I thought Nick Knowles was Nasty Nick from Big Brother until a few days ago.


#1618

That basil (the herb) and Basil (the name) are exactly the same word.
Just never occurred to me before


#1619

It’s diazepaM not diazepaN


#1620

^ Never played Metal Gear Solid


#1621

Can’t believe you all sit there surgically spooning the kiwi fruit out of the skin, holding it up to your eyeline to make sure you’ve captured all the insides. JUST GIVE UP AND EAT THE SKIN, PSYCHOS