Holy fuck.

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only found out last week that fender made a custom telecaster for joseph kony in 2011

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Just realised that if USA and Russia nuked each other the nukes would probably go in Alaska’s direction rather than across the Atlantic and Europe.

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Depends if your bunker is in Alaska?

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I only realised yesterday that new pound coins do work in the trolleys in Sainsburys - I had just been trying to put them in wrong

it’s far too tedious to try and explain exactly how I was being an idiot

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occam’s razor: sideways it is

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Only just got the Sharon Needles pun
Preferred it when I thought she called herself Sharon just because

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I don’t get it, and who is Sharon Needles?

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I’ve had an iPhone for 6 months - This morning I accidentally discovered that if you drag to the left when you’re on messages, it shows you the time it was sent.

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sharin’ needles
EDGY
suppose it works more if you’re American

c.f. Farrah Moan (bit of a shit queen though)

I never knew this until now. I have had an iPhone for years.

I like how Americans don’t get Courtney Act’s name cos it doesn’t work with their accent

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She’s no Mrs Kasha Davis

Names that are puns: whatever next?

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Was listening to that Go! by Public Service Broadcasting this morning and I realised where the phrase ‘all systems go’ comes from.

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Interesting! And I can’t believe I got all that abuse for suggesting that Percy Pigs were called so because they have pork gelatine in them!

Right I need somehow to find a way of knowing that the people who are saying they thought ponies were baby horses aren’t on massive wind up. Swear on your mothers’ lives or something.

If it’s true that’s insane

There’s a bus service in South Oxfordshire called Noah Vale. It’s made me wonder whether your name is your own pun, or based on that.

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I’ve seen pictures of those buses!
The username arose from me mishearing something in a meeting 15-odd years ago and it just stuck in my mind. So no connection with the buses

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