Things you have personally heated in a microwave

Best way to cook mushrooms is to throw them in the bin.

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This is a nice thread, please take your hate speech elsewhere, please and thank you.

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Cheese

  • Yes
  • No

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Dont see how that would work, unless the bin is full of warm olive oil?

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None of my threads are nice threads.

I make threads so people will throw down.

All other replies are irrelevant.

Fuck you!

Fuck YOU maggot

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Wooden spoons / utensil you’ve just washed

  • Yes
  • No but what a great idea to dry your wooden utensils quickly, K_B, I will now do this and I can’t believe your partner gets cross at you for doing this, what is she some kind of lover of wood being wet for too long and going rotten?

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Motorbike

  • No
  • Yes actually

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Thank you! :blush:

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  • Massive microwave
  • Tiny motorbike
  • Both somehow

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Porridge

  • Yes and it’s shit compared to making it in a pan
  • Yes and it’s great/fine
  • No

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All porridge is shit tbf. Nasty, hateful stuff.

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Fine but risky because it overflows.

I knew I should have included a Not on Porridgebook option

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Tittered at this. A light, Thursday titter

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Crisp Packets

  • Tiny replica crisp packet key chains for everyone!
  • I value my life too much for novelty key chains

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The texture of microwave porridge oats is completely different from pan cooked porridge (I’m not talking about instant type porridge here) . I do not like it

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I wouldn’t say I value my life, but needed to vote that I hadn’t done it