Things you haven’t missed about live music

Keep it fairly light hearted, eh

Bad, overpriced drinks
Venue toilets

Shit bands

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Not being able to see 90% of the performance because of tall men blocking the view
Getting trapped in a man’s sweaty armpit
Secretly hoping it ends soon so you can make a break for the exit/last train home

7 Likes

People talking loudly through songs that aren’t the big singles because they don’t really know them.

20 Likes

Men touching my lower back to get past me

5 Likes

Knee and back pain from standing in the same position for so long

2 Likes

Anybody shouting anything from the crowd that isn’t an emergency.

2 Likes

generally being anxious

foot or back pain from standing up for ages

Feet hurting

8 Likes

People encroaching if your friend/partner goes to the bar/toilet - or even if you just move slightly forward. Give me some space!

5 Likes

Farts

4 Likes

You can still do them in other places mate

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Thank fuck for that, was getting a bit painful

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People being more/less enthusiastic than me

6 Likes

Trying to time your wee with a shit song

The stream flow to the drum beat?

Something like that yeah

Anti tall person horseshit.

11 Likes

Tripping over bags/coats when people decide to bring their whole belongings

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Anything after about 25 minutes of any set

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