Things You Haven't Done Since Lockdown Began

Eating my first bag of crisps in 5 weeks rn.
Haven’t worn jeans either.

I’ve given up socks. Fuck em.

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read a book

Been on a train
Worn jeans
Made banana bread (bananas don’t get the chance to go brown in this household, they get eaten too fast)
Hugged my immediate family and cats
Been further than 1 mile away from the house
Been to my university
Gone shopping other than a supermarket/corner shop

Had sex
Had a swim
Seen anyone I care about
Eaten healthily

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Sorry that’s a bit of a downer

I haven’t seen a pheasant

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Been to the pub

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Pushed my little brother in the pool.

driven a car

Touched anyone

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seen a cow

Used toilet paper

been more than 250m above sea level

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been on public transport

Hugged anyone
Drank beer
Been horseriding

eaten a burrito
eaten a pizza (?)

Haven’t worn a proper bra and it’s been great

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Given anyone except Mrs F one of my famous hugs
Been to the Dartmouth supermarket triangle
Had a peaceful, stress-free day at work.

smoked
ate any takeaway
ate any meat would have been true two days ago

Wrestled a lion.

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