Pencil case
algebra
Sarcasm as a defence mechanism, obviously
Trigonometry
Calculus
Kickers with the tag on
My friend once went to a trainee hairdresser and they used those scissors on her hair
Parental signature forgery skills
With this shirt and a pair of black hugo boss jeans for when i went into town and wanted to get in boozers when i was a kid.
Farrah trousers.
A rugby shirt.
This was also a South Essex thing, so we can maybe generalise it to the South at least?
Not my scene though personally, was always a beat up sports messenger bag with badges on it type.
Condom
My potential
house captain.
an Acorn Archimedes
one of those tools that cuts shapes out of plastic
a squash racket*
a trampoline*
* in year 10/11 we had, basically, free rein on the local leisure centre every Wednesday afternoon, so we got to try our hand at various different sports. I think it was a token effort at social mobility or something.
My brain
The phrase ‘um, don’t know sir/miss’, whilst staring at the ground