Things you haven't used since you were in school

My potential


house captain.

an Acorn Archimedes
one of those tools that cuts shapes out of plastic
a squash racket*
a trampoline*

* in year 10/11 we had, basically, free rein on the local leisure centre every Wednesday afternoon, so we got to try our hand at various different sports. I think it was a token effort at social mobility or something.

My brain

The phrase ‘um, don’t know sir/miss’, whilst staring at the ground

Geometry set