One of my mates cheated on his long term girlfriend (they’re still going out) with another friend of mine when they were on ketamine. It was a long time ago and would be pretty shit of me to bring it up. I feel bad that I even know.
I just remembered another one. I used to work in a design/typesetting company that had various customers and we’d work on all kinds of print jobs. One was a poetry anthology that came out every three months. The editor would pop in to our office when the book was almost ready for the printers just to go over any last minute amendments.
One Saturday afternoon I’m standing in a newsagents waiting for my mate to buy his packet of Lambert & Butler and I pull a random magazine off the top shelf. It featured photos of ‘mature ladies’. You can guess the rest…
For as long as I can remember I’ve always been that friendo that people come to for advice* and as such I know far more about the bedroom activities of a lot of them. One couple’s sex life was reinvigorated by 50 Shades of Grey for instance Pleased for them obviously but I can never meet my pal’s wife without imaging a ball gag in her mouth.
2 of my pals met on Adult Friend Finder because he likes girls to sit on his face and she likes sitting on bloke’s faces.
*platitudes and well wishes because I have no real wisdom