Things you might start doing

I might start saying “trash” or “garbage” instead of “rubbish”

What might you start doing?

using ‘birdbrain’ as a mild insult. been meaning to bring it back for a while but I keep forgetting (I’m such a birdbrain lol!)

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You like “dunderhead”?

your mum

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What is that?

A woman on our floor at work is so allergic to lillies thàt we can’t bring flowers into the office. Isn’t that interesting?

yeah, but used sparingly. bit cumbersome for everyday use imo

I’m doing NEW things to try and expand my horizons and find myself and such

want to try…

snorkelling
rock climbing
pole dancing (my friend runs classes)

I’ve already:
started eating spinach

so it’s a good start

Does that apply to people called Lilly as well?

Thank you for the explanation. I have, as yet, never been interested in a plant.

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Maybe! I will bring my wife in and find out! (that is her name but spelt different, you see)

God bless her

Might start pronouncing champagne like lasagne.

(I stole this from twitter but can’t remember the source, sorry lads)

I might do the inverse

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French tuck Fridays.

Cello

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Oh also, “lasagne can’t speak, dunderhead!”

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Would love to learn to play the cello, the best of all the instruments.

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You mean pronouncing it correctly, like the French?

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alternating layers of tomato and bechamel

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