Dogs can’t look up.
Birthdays
I toyed with this answer, then decided it was inappropriate and went for some less vulgar humour.
I’ve flagged it.
spelling really basic words
How to spell manoeuvre
National insurance number
Greatful or grateful
Bear with or bare with
whether the mouth bit is palate or palette
daughters
I’m not going to tell people how to do their art.
look at this guy
what a fucking walloper
Look up if u cry evry tiem xx
about to go christmas shopping #prayforjapes
Same. No idea what my NI number is. My wife know hers off by heart and once said to me “What freak of nature doesn’t know their National Insurance number?!”. Also still carries the card around with her.
Think there’s some spaces in the Bentall centre #godspeed
i went this morning and it was chaos. food shopping this afternoon was just as bad (m&s for christmas special bits, tesco for meat and veg). queues were so bad there were staff walking around giving people sweets.
I know mine off by heart too. Two peas in a pod me and your wife.
also tesco have reduced everything in the christmas aisle already. NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS EVE EVE YET!!
Yeah but I’m already sick of mince pies.
Full disclosure: I had a mince pie for breakfast this morning.