Things you once resisted but now have made your life better


#1

I’ve always worked with a single computer screen at work. Few weeks ago IT came round trying to offload some spare screens - initially I was all ‘nope, fine with a single screen thanks’ but they set it up anyway. Moaned about it for a while and now it’s the best thing ever and I can’t believe I haven’t always worked like this.

Now you.


#2

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#3

I used to buy into the idea that as a man I should stand up to piss, now I’m free from those constraints and my life is better for it.


#4

Jeff Greene: What happened to you?

Larry David: I fell in the toilet.

Jeff Greene: How did you fall in the toilet?

Larry David: I went to go pee and the seat was up.

Jeff Greene: What does that have to do with you?

Larry David: I pee sitting down.

Jeff Greene: You pee sitting down?

Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it?

Jeff Greene: No!

Larry David: It’s more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don’t have to turn the light on and wake up. And you get to read.

Jeff Greene: [incredulously] What are you reading?

Larry David: I’m reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff Greene: What stuff?

Larry David: If I pee 20 times during a day, I can get through the whole New York Times for God’s sake!

Jeff Greene: 20 times?

Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, while you’re peeing all over your shoe, I’m learning something!


#5

Exactly!


#6

Single line 2001? Fucking hell, you need to up your game!


#7

Obviously


#8

Riding bikes and wearing lycra while doing so


#9

But has it made your life better? Really?


#10

We got one of those fellas in work but it got busted within 48 hours I think because nearly everyone thought it was a normal bin and were picking at the lid with their finger nails. It now just has the lid open permanently. MOney well spent.


#11

I think I might be on the verge of getting some of those lycra running shorts which is something I have resisted up until this point


#12

Get some good running pants and some lined running shorts. That’s my scene


#13

Getting my hair cut every 3 to 4 weeks, which is when it needs doing. I previously resisted because that seemed too frequent.


#14

I’ve actually got a double but couldn’t get the fucking links to work properly now that google have messed things around with images.

Are there any triples on the market Big-B?


#15

Yeah fo sho


#16

Tips?


#17

Decathers


#18

No one has ever called it that

(until just now)


#19

Not seen one but if one comes out I’m there in a flash. I have a wall alongside one side of my garden so could accommodate multiple lines. Could end in divorce but sometimes you just have to take a chance.


#20

Mine’s over 5 years old now and still working perfectly. Obviously.