- The names of around a dozen 1990s baseball players
- Solo cups
- What years Freshman Sophmore Junior and Senior relate to
The concept of first, second and third base, and how they relate to shagging
Fraternities and sororities
Diners on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere where they refill your coffee
Those jackets with letters on that jocks wear.
Nickles, dimes, quarters (don’t ask me what these are)
All mayors are assholes and will never cancel the big parade despite an imminent disaster.
I’ve basically learnt all the town names there is to know from pro wrestling. Barely any clue where most of them are except the state but I’ll always know my Cincinatti’s from my Columbus’s
I’ve always wanted to go to ‘Parts Unknown’
Most cars in America are automatic and they call manuals “driving stick”, which seems to be considered unnatural.
My favourites are when they use hyper specificity, like Terry Funk hailing from the Double Cross Ranch in Amarillo, Texas
Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.
Rich kids get cars for their sixteenth birthday