Things you quite enjoy about capitalism

  • if I have a little errand, like getting some trousers altered, going round little shops and getting quotes, playing hard to get
  • the satisfaction that comes from bagging an actual bargain

can’t imagine ever enjoying haggling, worst thing ever

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like: I’m just going to lie to this person and be a bit of a dick so I can get more out of them then we’ll both agree that we’re being dicks at some point and go on our way

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My collection of ivory back scratchers.

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Buying and enjoying things.

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Without it Tim Curry would never have had to say this:

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The bit were it inevitably collapses because you cannot have infinite growth on a finite planet :heart_eyes:

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I do wonder if the final day of earth will be enjoyable. Like the final day of school

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climate change, Glasgow’s getting warmer. :+1:

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When people on here say they hate capitalism so much I often wonder if they’ve actually fully considered what the alternative is.

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everyone can set off all the fire alarms

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Everyone puts Mean Girls on because who can be fucked with anything anymore

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Gonna get all my pals to sign my t shirt

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I like stuff.

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I also enjoy that there is a motivator for people to become skilled at difficult things I can’t do like brain surgery or DIY.

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:rofl::sob:

Oh dear, you’re goanie regret this.

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400 posts by 7pm and at least 3 arguments.

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At least I got to see this thread when it was still the fun sort of sarcastic

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But seriously though :grin:

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