What skill or attribute do you think you could beat all other DiSers at in a competition?
Perhaps you have a county-level standing long jump, know everything there is to know about maths and that, or are really good at giving directions to strangers under pressure. No skill or attribute is too big or too small (ahem).
As alluded to in the Things You Enjoy But Are Probably Quite Bad For You In The Long Run thread, I am excellent at all you can eat buffets, particularly the Pizza Hut buffet. Unless there are any professional competitive eaters here - as opposed to mere enthusiastic amateurs like me - I would be very impressed if anyone could beat me at the Pizza Hut buffet.
This is a thread for boasting, but please be respectful if a worthy challenger presents themselves.
Been a long time since I was at a Hut but I reckon I could still put away a couple of pizzas worth plus garlic bread and a pots worth of potato salad with the bacon bits in.
Maybe you can have the pizza crown and I’ll win the roast potato consumption title alongside you.