#28

How about be a man of today?

#30

I’d rather be a man of tomorrow. Quit living in the present pal.

#31

How often are you cleaning that sink?

#32

After last year I fucking refuse to go into town during the Christmas period.

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#33

After each time he cleans his teeth.

#34

Pretty damn often. I wash it with hot pasta water.

#35

Watch a film I don’t want to watch at the cinema

#36

I fucking hate thank you cards.

If you need a thank you card don’t give a present you want something in return wank!

#37

You might have to revise that if you have kids (Mary Poppins Returns).

#38

Ever go on a stag do again.

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#39

That’s a strange name for a kid

#40

This doesn’t really work does it.

#41

Not stopped you before.

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#42

I refuse to acknowledge when my jokes don’t work.

(I’d be too busy)

#43

You’ve made an enemy for life.

#44

Giving a shit what people think of me.

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#45

I was jealous of the man I could hear openly snoring a few rows back.

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#46

Can’t do it. And never been into cheating films but since it happened to me it actually makes me feel sick.

#47

Suffer fools gladly

I still suffer fools on an all too regular basis, but I refuse to be glad about it

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#49

Thought of one - go to Ikea

Just an awful way to spend a day