After last year I fucking refuse to go into town during the Christmas period.

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After each time he cleans his teeth.

Pretty damn often. I wash it with hot pasta water.

Watch a film I don’t want to watch at the cinema

I fucking hate thank you cards.

If you need a thank you card don’t give a present you want something in return wank!

You might have to revise that if you have kids (Mary Poppins Returns).

Ever go on a stag do again.

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That’s a strange name for a kid

This doesn’t really work does it.

Not stopped you before.

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I refuse to acknowledge when my jokes don’t work.

(I’d be too busy)

You’ve made an enemy for life.

Giving a shit what people think of me.

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I was jealous of the man I could hear openly snoring a few rows back.

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Can’t do it. And never been into cheating films but since it happened to me it actually makes me feel sick.

Suffer fools gladly

I still suffer fools on an all too regular basis, but I refuse to be glad about it

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Thought of one - go to Ikea

Just an awful way to spend a day

I don’t mind going Ikea but I have a mattress coming from the tomorrow. £7.50 p&p (I remember when it was like £35) which is far less than the fuel and time etc of getting there.

be the person i’m expected to be

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Right now, I’m refusing to to do too much work. Get in at ten, leave at four. Spent three hours looking at job interviews, one hour at lunch, one hour packing up records I sold on Discogs and taking them round to the post office, an hour dicking about on the internet, one hour doing actual work. I’m outta here on the 31st so fuck 'em.