#42

I refuse to acknowledge when my jokes don’t work.

(I’d be too busy)

#43

You’ve made an enemy for life.

#44

Giving a shit what people think of me.

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#45

I was jealous of the man I could hear openly snoring a few rows back.

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#46

Can’t do it. And never been into cheating films but since it happened to me it actually makes me feel sick.

#47

Suffer fools gladly

I still suffer fools on an all too regular basis, but I refuse to be glad about it

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#49

Thought of one - go to Ikea

Just an awful way to spend a day

#50

I don’t mind going Ikea but I have a mattress coming from the tomorrow. £7.50 p&p (I remember when it was like £35) which is far less than the fuel and time etc of getting there.

#52

be the person i’m expected to be

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#53

Right now, I’m refusing to to do too much work. Get in at ten, leave at four. Spent three hours looking at job interviews, one hour at lunch, one hour packing up records I sold on Discogs and taking them round to the post office, an hour dicking about on the internet, one hour doing actual work. I’m outta here on the 31st so fuck 'em.

#54

Le personoi

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#55

fucking irons

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#56

Loads of bullshit work admin/meeting stuff in which I see no value.

#57

I don’t tip any more. “Keep the change” for awkward change under a quid from taxi drivers or delivery people aside.

#59

tory bedwetter is my guess

#60

Be woken up by an alarm. Life’s too short. Last time i did it was December '17. Used to make me miserable. Got a flexible job now and it’s so much better. Normally wake up between 10am and 11am, but some mornings it’s early, others later. Still getting roughly the same sleep over a week, working as much, just more sociable hours.

Which silly cunt decided people should get out of bed at 7 or 8am five days a week? Madness. Bit weird that there’s a bit of a stigma about liking a lie-in, as spending an hour on the motorway or a packed train makes you a worker bee and working, say, 4pm-11pm means you’re Wayne Slob…not that i’m irked about it or anything.

Irked, Guildford.

#61

Just found it awkward and seemed unnecessary, it wasn’t really a thing in this country then crept in until people felt you “had” to do it no matter what, just sticking a sum on the end of a restaurant bill for the server to keep. Especially places where no real extra effort was put in and you may not even have had the same server throughout.