Things you see people do all the time that you simply refuse to do

jazzrun
lateagain

#1

one of the fundamental rules of jazz life is that you don’t run for anything. buses, trains, trams, other things - you simply wait for the next one and rock up late, if necessary. nothing worse than a grown human running like an idiot, is there

only time it’s allowed of you’re gonna miss your flight, obvs

stuff like that?


#2

Walking around 3 drains on a pavement. Supersticious cunts.


#3

Opposite, avoid being late at all costs


#4

Never change, bird


#5

Spit in the street.


#6

spitting is obviously disgusting, but I feel a pre 7AM flob in a clear street is fine and dandy


#7


#8

Engaging with strangers on social media that have an opinion you don’t agree with


#9

This may disgust you, but sometimes I spit while running!


#10

Read something good about lateness the other day, some navel-gazing columnist who was late for everything and wondering if it was just who she was, went to a psychologist who was like “Have you ever missed a flight by being late?”, to which she replied no, so he was like “Well there you are, you can avoid being late for stuff that’s important to you, you’re just a selfish person who values your own comfort over the feelings and plans of your friends and colleagues”. OWNED.


#11

Littering,
Spitting,
Putting their bag on the next next to them,
Not moving down the carriage
Letting people off the carriage before getting on


#12

I used to be like this, then I thought, fuck 'em, they’re only idiots, and frankly they need to be told.

It has done me no good at all, wish I’d never bothered.


#13

Spitting at someone: disgusting disgraceful etc

Spitting on the street: Getting rid of excess saliva, perfectly acceptable. Just uptight people who are disgusted by any bodily fluids/the fact they are human thus a puss filled bag of blood and snot, give a shit.


#14

walking around ladders


#15

Just plough straight on through them, eh?


#16

Why do you have excess saliva? What’s wrong with you?


#17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaBqXk5Tal4


#18

It’s grim. Someone hocking up a proper grolley and gobbing on the street is a bit much.


#19

Oh, Your mum


#20

side flob into bush is fine, man. fine