Things you shouldn't do during a heatwave

Put a coat on

Fold your arms and rub your triceps with the opposite hand whilst saying “brrrrrr”

Tell lies

Put the central heating on

Use the 50/50 option after verbalising the two answers you think it might be to Chris Tarrant

Hockey

Wear gloves

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Yep, that’s everything

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Alright, Baz Luhrmann.

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Catch on fire.

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Become a professional climate change denialist

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Look directly into the sun, even if it is to say thank you

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I hate Baz Luhrmann!

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I’ll hockey when I want thanks

Who’s he? The president of Iceland?

Deny yourself the pleasure of a hot drink to break up the tedium of existence. You’re already hot, a tea probably isn’t gonna tip you over the edge.

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Anything hasty

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I played hockey last night, and I had a good time.

Catch the Central Line from Stratford Westfield to Shepherd’s Bush Westfield.

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Put an episode of Joey on

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Put the title on the line in an Iron Man match

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Murder people

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Chill out, community.drownedinsound.com user @marckee!

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That user is all about the hockey, that’s for sure

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Remember the band Hockey? There were as shit as the sport hockey is

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contemplating going to the gym on Monday. Got to get those gains in

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