#33

Large match John was rocking jorts before 2008 I reckon

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#34

Chocolate houmous

#35

I started doing it in 2007 (not doing a bit, I actually did - I had no money in uni and was getting so sweaty marching around in jeans that I made them into shorts, a practice that I still continue to this day). Love the jorts.

When I was a kid I came up with something I called a ‘cake pie’ for a food technology project, which was a pie base with a layer of jam in, and a sponge filling. Apparently, despite my love of bakewell tarts and frangipanes I believed this was a total innovation. I still call them cake pies in my head.

#36

My mate Jon and I came up with the idea of a beer subscription delivery service at university, we called it Ale by Mail, but never did anything about it because we didn’t know shit about business or have any way of actually setting it up.

10 years later fucking everyone was doing it, someone even took our name.

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#37

Blink 182 were jort sporting in the 90s

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#38

And they were far easier to see than John cena

#39

Jorts were around in the 60s and 70s

#40

Twitter. I remember saying, “no one ever looks at anyone’s profiles on Facebook, they should do away with all that and just keep the status updates.” Next thing you know everyone is screaming at each other forever. You’re welcome.

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#41

OK, boomer

#42

Don’t believe everything Theo tells you, bud.

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#43

That it would be difficult to tax certain financial instruments.

#44

Paella Pizza

#45

Chocolate dildo

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#46

ages ago, when i was a kid, i invented podcasts by taping the radio shows i wanted to listen to and then “downloading” them into my sony walkman to listen to at my leisure, on the go.

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#47

In 1942 I invented the shoe

#48

In 1942 I invented Le Tournoi

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#49

not sure why it irks me so much when people say they’ve invented something when they mean they’ve had an idea for a thing that should exist.

but IT DOES

#50

I used to prefer watching my mate play Metal Gear Solid competently than playing is badly myself, I invented Twitch streaming

#51

chill out dr epimers

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#52

Yeah he’s in the wrong job