Things you’ve never owned

Much like @safebruv, I’ve never owned a watch either
Humans are so obsessed with time
Oooh what time is it oooh I’m late
Silly

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Are lizards good pets?
I’ve never owned a pet but looking to get into it

Never owned a pair of skates

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Yeah!! Bearded dragons are excellent pets. They watch tv with you.

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just make sure you buy them a beard comb too

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Aeroplane

I’m always on time too.
There’s clocks everywhere.

Would however wear a Rolex if someone gave me one. Would probably tattoo arrows on my arm to point to it too

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Yeah I’m too uptight about time tbh
Like being able to go out without my phone and not be late for stuff though

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neither roller, in-line nor ice?

My brother (the one who drinks mead etc) is one of those people who is into lizards and he had a couple. He was very bad at ensuring that the crickets that he brought as lizard food remained in their container which led to them getting out quite often and once a cricket got into my partner’s bag on a visit and it made her shout “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” in my, quite religious parent’s home.

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zero for three dude

never ice skated at all tbh

“Sorry thought it was the start of a lotus plague, my bad”
“Oh yes Jesus would be fine with blasphemy and swearing during the apocalypse dear”
“Thank you mrs now, it won’t happen again”

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N00bs

i know the type

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Cafetiere.

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cafe

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A house.

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A Feeder cd

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i know loads of snake people but no lizard people
funny given that snakes are just lizards with less features

I am owned by a 2 year old

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