and haven’t done. Like a sheep. Baaaaaa.
I’ve never done a sheep
Drugs. Well, the majority of them.
And I’ve never skipped a level crossing.
use the toilet after my mum had cleaned it with domestos
In primary one I dropped my pencil and it rolled to underneath where a girl was standing. I crawled over to pick it up.
I was immediately hauled to my feet and screamed at to never, EVER do that again, EVER!
Took me years to realise the teacher thought I was looking to the girl’s skirt.
Touched an exhaust pipe
NEVER EVER DROP A PENCIL AGAIN YOU PRICK!!!
Who told you? Your dad?
“son, promise me you’ll never slip your length into a sheep”
*looking up. Christ.
And hence the name pencil dick stuck for life.
were you there???
Stick my fingers in a plug socket.
Run with scissors.
Real potential for a My Cousin Vinny-style mistaken confession in the head teacher’s office in this scenario.
see also, don’t touch anything elctrical with wet hands